Saturday, August 9, 2008

Washington Caps rain on Seattle Rainmakers loser parade; win 59-10

Wasington D.C. - Irony? With temperatures at 50 degrees and a blast of heavy rain throughout the game, the Washington Caps managed to put up 59 points against the hapless Rainmakers, who now fall to 1-3.



Olaf Kolzig, who is averaging 4 touchdowns a game, put another 4 TD's up on the board, putting his season total at 15. He is second in the league for rushing touchdowns and 3rd in the league for rushing yards.


Traphixx Anderson, who became a co-starter at punt returns this year, made it known to the world that he is the new online version of Deion Sanders. With 3 runbacks for 40.5 yards, this Devin Hester look alike is becoming the beast of the east.


"Yea, i sees the ball punt in the air, look like a big brown watermelon so i go after it and catch it and act like whitey trying to steal my watermelon. That my mentality when ummm, uhhh, try to you know, run the ball back," said a worn out and tired Traphixx Anderson.

Joe Championship also had a big game at punt returning and caught a touchdown as well.


The Caps once again shutout their opponents offense. After three shutout quarters, the Caps put in the backups and let 10 points on the board, or otherwise it would have been another "official" shutout by the Caps. The defense was led by Brent Hawkins with two monster sacks. Chris Simon, the starting free safety, also had his first interception of the season. The defense only allowed 21 rushing yards the whole game.


Offense Gameball: Olaf Kolzig - 151 yards, 4 TD's

Defense Gameball: Brent Hawkins: 2 sacks for 10.5 yards loss

Ironman Gameball: Jones Freaking Drew - 2 TD's, 101 rushing yards

Prince Darius Miss Tackles so far this season: 0

Miguel Sosa missed field goals this season: 0