Bowling Green, OH - The tailgaters were ready. The fans wearing the blue and orange were ready. The whole state of Ohio was ready. A victory in the rivalry would give the Broncos validatation and bragging rights for the whole season. But the power runningback from South Africa would not be stopped on this day. With 20 broken tackles, 154 yards, and 3 TD's, Olaf Kolzig proved once again why he should be MVP of the league. But the game was not without controversy. During pre-game warmups, a camera caught Olaf spraying a substance on his jersey. Broncos coach, stoneyredneck, demanded the refs look into it. But much ado about nothing, Olaf was making pancakes and waffles for his offense linemen and accidentally sprayed PAM on his jersey. It was removed before the game.
"You know I try to motivate my teammates with a healthy breakfast and we were rudely interrupted by the Broncos coaching staff. This gave me the motivation to run through their defensive line for 60 minutes," said Olaf Kolzig.
Michael Nylander stayed perfect with a TD to Traphixx Anderson and had no interceptions. Joe Championship and Peter Rad both had 86 yards of receiving.
On defense, Brent Hawkins had the only sack. Sir Chuea had 7 tackles with 6 pass deflections. The defense kept the Broncos offense out of the zone after giving up a one yard rushing TD. And for some ungodly reason, Boo Boo Mers botched the extra point making people think the Broncos had scored two fieldgoals instead of a touchdown.
Offense Player of the Game: Olaf Kolzig - 20 broken tackles, 3 TD, 153 Yards
Defense Player of the Game: Sir Chuea - 7 tackles, 6 Pass deflections
Ironman Player of the Game: Phil Mashifter - 3 punt returns, 97 yards, average 31.7
Prince Darius miss tackles so far this year: 0
Miguel Sosa miss fieldgoals so far this year: 0
No comments:
Post a Comment